I was craving something sweet. I headed to the vending machines and saw a big lady eating. It grossed me out so I turned right around and came back to my desk. Had an apple instead.
Ways to make me skinny: show me what happens if I eat a lot.
Gross.
A journal for chronicling my immeasurably fascinating dysfunctions. But really. I'm probably more normal than you. In addition to my dysfunctions, I am also going to chronicle my journey from a cute personality to a Sex Goddess. Please feel free to read and contribute.
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